Remembering the old Saturday Night Live skit, I dropped the "s". Why? I don't need to cheer for a whole roster of players, I just need to pull for one.
Which one? The only one that matters! I've been to Chicago a few times and I love the city, but I have never seen a bear outside of the city zoo. I imagine that bear came from out of state. Like the city zoo, I, too, will be cheering for a bear from out of state. This one just happens to be a golden one named Aaron.
So here is a pre-game toast to all you "Mike Ditka" drinking and "Refrigerator Perry" eating Chicago Bears fans. Enjoy it while it lasts, which should be around kick-off time. Aaron, I will have your toast here in Dallas. Welcome to Super Bowl XLV.
Oops, I forgot! There is another bear I missed. This one goes by the name of Desmond. As I put on my Cal hat for today's game, lets all yell out "Go Bears." Yes, the ones from Berkeley!
Wise Guy
