Top 10 pitchmen you won't see during Super Bowl

10. Jose Canseco for GNC stores.

9. Andre Agassi for Hair Club for Men.

8. John Day for Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

7. Plaxico Burress for Medical Alert (I shot myself and I can't get up.)

6. Charles Barkley for the Golf Channel.

5. Mike Vick for Animal Planet.

4. Jamarcus Russell for 24 Hour Fitness.

3. Bret Favre for The Waffle House restaurant chain.

2. Barry Bonds for E-Harmony.

1. Tiger Woods for Cialis.

Here's a "Pregame Toast": To a great game, time with family and friends and the hope that everyone makes it home safe...Go Saints/Colts