Super Bowl Media Day - 10 quotes you should, but won't, hear this week in Miami

10. "I haven't seen this much talent in Miami since the 80's at the "U.""

9. Baltimore fans to Indy fans: "I didn't know that asses (donkeys) wore horseshoes."

8. Drew Brees to AJ Smith: "I was a Charger?" AJ Smith: "I traded you?"

7. Marvin Harrison to Gilbert Arenas: "I used one of those guns."

6. Norlans Mayor: "I AM smarter than a fifth grader."

5. Norlans fans: "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, but how you party for the game!"

4. "Pierre Garcon is a wide receiver and not a waiter down in the French Quarter."

3. "Katrina was a natural disaster and not a burlesque dancer who went to Vegas."

2. "Reggie Bush, you have just been named MVP of the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?" "I'm going to...NOT marry Kim Kardashian."

1. "Peyton Manning, you were just named MVP of the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?" "I'm going to...party with Tiger Woods!!!"