By request for those EA (Electronic Arts) guys in Texas...New Top 10!
It seems like the whole world is making fun of those world class athletes know as curlers. I've watch my wife & daughter spend hours trying to get their hair right...um...oh, sorry wrong type of curling. I've done some research and was given a secret list of exhibition sports being considered for the London Summer Olympics 2012 that would rival that of curling. This was given to me in confidence so please keep this in house.
Top 10:
10. Jax
9. Ring Around the Rosey
8. Bumper Pool
7. 4 Square
6. Musical chairs
5. Red Rover...You know: Red Rover, Red Rover send the Jamaican right over!
4. Hop Scotch
3. Paddle Ball...not the beach game! The Ball on a string game
2. Marco polo
And the # 1 sport being considered in London is...
(Drum roll please)
BEER PONG!
Honorable Mentions include Lawn Darts, Tag, Wall Ball, Air Hockey, Frisbee and Mexicali (drinking Game).
Hey! Smear the Queer is no longer politically acceptable and I can't believe some of you guys were thinking that. It is a game also known as "tackle the guy with the football".
Please feel free to add other games to this list and I'll pass it on to the IOC.
P.s. Why is there not a Mexican Curling team. Who else would know how to slide things on a wax floor and know how to sweep. Hey, Hey, Hey...I'm Mexican! I can say that.
"Wise Guy"
Love Beer Pong !!
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